Crazy Face: Memoirs of A Neurotic Wunderkind

"It just is what it is. It's not always fair." -Lauren Conrad

All successful people these days seem to be neurotic. Perhaps we should stop being sorry for them and start being sorry for me. For being so confounded normal. -Deborah Kerr

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. –Madame de Stael

What I'm saying is men and women can't be friends because the sex part gets in the way. -Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally

Irish Alzheimer's: You forget everything except the grudges. -Judy Collins

Love is a game that two can play and both win. -Eva Gabor

For beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness. - Audrey Hepburn

We are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love. -Sigmund Freud

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. -Elbert Hubbard

Who are these men who feed on others? What do they feel when they cut their names into somebody else's life? -Officer Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert (Josh Hartnett), The Black Dahlia

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead. Get married. -Katharine Hepburn

Sex isn't all that important but it is when you love someone very much. -Ava Gardner