Crazy Face: Memoirs of A Neurotic Wunderkind

And then there’s another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. It’s called unrequited love. –Iris Simpkins, The Holiday

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done. –Lucille Ball

I used to date the lead singer of the Cranberries but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. -Jarod Kintz